Amatuer Gay Blog ✧

Him: “Cool. Do you want to come over tonight and watch me play Call of Duty? My roommate is gone.”

Here’s the thing nobody tells you about being an amateur gay blogger: you have to fail publicly so other people feel less alone. So here is my failure. amatuer gay blog

Then came the guy. Let’s call him Brad. Brad’s profile had six photos. Five were of his truck. One was of his dog. His bio: “Conservative. God first. Just seeing what’s out there.” Him: “Cool

Last Tuesday, at 11:47 PM, fueled by two glasses of cheap rosé and a deep, spiritual boredom, I did something stupid. I re-downloaded a “mainstream” dating app. You know, the one with the orange and white logo. The one where 90% of the profiles are either: a) A guy holding a fish. b) A guy whose bio just says “Fluent in sarcasm.” c) A guy who is “just looking for a gym bro.” So here is my failure

Then he asked: “So, what do you do for work?”