(shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR...! ...Sorry, practice kar raha tha." (FIRE THE GUN...! ...Sorry, I was practicing.)
(to himself, flexing): "Aaya hoon, kuch toh leke aaya hoon... credit card leke aaya hoon — kisi aur ka." (I’ve arrived, and I’ve brought something... a credit card — someone else’s.)
"Tera dil toh skip nahi karta — full dhakka maarta hai." (Your heart doesn’t skip — it gives a full push.) [SCENE: FINAL PUNCHLINE TONE — ANY CHARACTER] andaz apna apna subtitles
"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)
"Masterji, main pahunch gaya. Sab taiyyar hai." (Masterji, I’ve arrived. Everything is ready.) (shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR
"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)
"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’) credit card leke aaya hoon — kisi aur ka
"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!)