“I saved you ,” Edmund corrected, wincing. “The rest of your flea-bitten family were a regrettable side effect. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with a calamine lotion.”
It was, as Edmund would never, ever admit out loud, the least inconvenient feeling he’d ever had. Blackadder Monster Sex 05
His sterile existence was shattered, however, by the arrival of a new neighbor: Lady Perdita von Hissingbrook, a werewolf of considerable fortune and even more considerable inconvenience. She was tall, silver-haired, and had a laugh that sounded like rocks tumbling down a mountainside. Worse, she was cheerful . “I saved you ,” Edmund corrected, wincing
“You saved us,” she said, shifting back to human form, her eyes glowing gold. “I saved you