Brazzers Got Back Today

(leaning against the copier, which starts printing by itself) The real question, Janet… is your bandwidth ready for two?

Chad? You quit. You said you were “pursuing crypto and spiritual tantra.”

Miss me?

Oh yeah. They’re both backed up now.

Low bass thrum. A door creaks.

(Quick flash: dramatic freeze-frame of a man in a too-tight polo shirt holding a network cable like a lasso.)

Brazzers got back.

JANET, 40s, wearing glasses and a blazer that’s doing heroic work, stands by the water cooler. She looks out the window.

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