This asset was pulled from a decommissioned Cartoon Network server rack in 2019. The audio desyncs at 00:04:32. Proceed with caution. TRANSCRIPT OF RECOVERED TEXT: [USER: RUDY_TABOOTIE] Date: [REDACTED - Timestamp reads 2004-04-12 23:59:61]

I tried to draw a portal back. I reached for my chalk.

He tried to speak. His voice was a 56k modem handshake.