It’s the first time your five-year-old looks at you over the rim of your morning espresso, points to the glowing Apple screen on the counter, and asks:
Three minutes later? Cha-ching.
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It is a tiny, velvet-gloved test of your boundaries. It’s the first time your five-year-old looks at