He limped to his car. The key fob wouldn’t work—battery dead, because of course. He unlocked the door manually, sat in the driver’s seat, and just breathed for a minute. The frozen peas went on his head. His glasses fogged up.

Leo gave a thumbs up so sarcastic it should have required a permit.

He’d left his jacket at home.

He started the car. The heater wheezed but tried. He sat there for a long moment, frozen peas melting against his throbbing head, snow falling on daffodils, and he thought: Yeah. Gottaluvapril.

Three dots appeared. Then: “Was anyone filming? Could be your big break.”

Leo stared at the screen. Then at the sky, which had started spitting sleet. Then at his own pathetic reflection in the rearview mirror—forehead lump, runny nose from the cold, a smear of mud across his cheek.

Gottaluvapril

He limped to his car. The key fob wouldn’t work—battery dead, because of course. He unlocked the door manually, sat in the driver’s seat, and just breathed for a minute. The frozen peas went on his head. His glasses fogged up.

Leo gave a thumbs up so sarcastic it should have required a permit. gottaluvapril

He’d left his jacket at home.

He started the car. The heater wheezed but tried. He sat there for a long moment, frozen peas melting against his throbbing head, snow falling on daffodils, and he thought: Yeah. Gottaluvapril. He limped to his car

Three dots appeared. Then: “Was anyone filming? Could be your big break.” The frozen peas went on his head

Leo stared at the screen. Then at the sky, which had started spitting sleet. Then at his own pathetic reflection in the rearview mirror—forehead lump, runny nose from the cold, a smear of mud across his cheek.