Harry Potter-gen Z Version — Pdf

unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie)

So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail. Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨. unofficial

Then out of nowhere, Hagrid (an absolute green flag, chaotic good, would die for him) pulls up like: “You’re a wizard, Harry.” not sponsored by J

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.

Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy.