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This is how you live in the end.

The pool is small. And occasionally, someone gets a fever and turns during the appetizer course. Awkward.

So go on, darling. Step out. Swing that hammer. And remember—if you see a zombie in a leather jacket and pink duct-taped crowbar, give a little wave. That’s just us, heading to our next dinner reservation. How to Fuck in a Zombie Apocalypse -v0.10 Publ...

Dining out is no longer an option. Dining on what used to be out? Also not an option (prions, bad manners). So, we elevate the pantry.

That’s the real entertainment. The small, defiant joys. This is how you live in the end

Your dream home is not a suburban McMansion (too many windows, too many former neighbors who now want to eat your face). It’s the second floor of a 24-hour hardware store. Why? Concrete walls, roll-down security gates, and an entire aisle of machetes. But we’re not animals. Curb appeal matters. String up some solar-powered fairy lights on the barbed wire. Paint a cheerful mural on the barricaded entrance: “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter” in a friendly, looping cursive.

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Forget location, location, location. It’s now elevation, fortification, ventilation .