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Enter JENNA (30, exhausted, the only person in the room with glasses that aren’t just for fashion). She holds a printed spreadsheet—actual paper.

CHAD: (into the phone’s camera) Yeah, I’ll take a venti triple-foam latte with extra victory . No, cold. Make it angry. Idiocracia.avi

Chad nods slowly, then points at a man in the corner drooling into a potted plant. Enter JENNA (30, exhausted, the only person in

Jenna watches, frozen. The screen cuts to montage: people applauding a vending machine that says “I LOVE YOU.” A courtroom where the judge uses a Magic 8-Ball. A news anchor crying because she can’t remember the word “yesterday.” No, cold

Then the sign shorts out. Sparks. Darkness.

The footage jumps. Dr. Finch now holds a sign that says “LOW EXPECTATIONS = HIGH PROFITS.” He laughs—a hollow, broken sound.