Priya, barely awake, replied with a single “👍” emoji. By 7 AM, Uncle was already in the park doing yogic breathing while wearing a tracksuit two sizes too small. Bhatiji, meanwhile, was making an iced oat latte (which Uncle called “fancy doodh pani”).
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