Je--e - Barbie -dir. By John Buchanan- -

April 17, 2026

It’s brutal. It is also brilliant. Jeune / Barbie is not a movie for children. It is not a movie for people who want to feel good about their nostalgia. It is a movie for those of us who grew up brushing synthetic hair and wondered, Who is brushing ours?

There is a moment exactly 47 minutes into John Buchanan’s controversial new film Jeune / Barbie where the title character—played with vacant terror by newcomer Mia Harlow—stares into a funhouse mirror at a Malibu beach party. She doesn’t see her iconic ponytail or her arched feet. She sees a void shaped like a woman.

The crack is the film’s central metaphor. Through it, we see the pink foam interior of her construction. We see the wires. We see the suffocation.

John Buchanan has done the impossible: he has made the plastic cry. And you will feel guilty for watching.

Note: Since "Je--e" appears to be a redacted or stylized word, this post assumes the missing letters spell "Jeune" (French for "young") or "Jesse," focusing on a surreal, arthouse interpretation of the Barbie mythos. Beyond the Dreamhouse: Deconstructing Pink in John Buchanan’s ‘Jeune / Barbie’

If you go into Buchanan’s Jeune / Barbie expecting the glossy, nostalgic camp of the 2023 Greta Gerwig blockbuster, you are walking into the wrong theater. Buchanan, the experimental auteur behind the unsettling Suburbia Zero and the silent epic Porcelain Skin , has done something both perverse and brilliant: he has taken the most manufactured icon of American girlhood and turned her into a post-human elegy. The film’s title is a puzzle. Officially stylized as Je--e - Barbie , the missing letters are never explicitly confirmed in the dialogue. Some critics argue it is Jeune (French: young), pointing to the film’s obsession with premature aging and cosmetic decay. Others insist it is Jesse —a ghost name Barbie whispers to a discarded Ken doll in the second act.

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