Leo exhaled. It was a religious experience. The K-Lite Codec Pack had done what Microsoft couldn't. It had turned his chaotic, pirate-bay-browsing, limewire-shuffling XP machine into a universal translator for the entire internet’s video library.

He whispered to the dusty CRT: "You were the last good build."

On a whim, he opened the old hard drive. He found a dusty .avi file: Matrix.Reloaded.TELECINE.XviD.avi . He opened Media Player Classic. He dragged the file in.