(Slumps into his spot, muttering) "The betrayal of the scientific method. This is why we can’t have nice things. Or immortality."
"And ruin the control group? Absolutely not." La Teoria del Big Bang 9x7
"It also opens beer bottles. And it has a laser. A very small, mostly decorative laser." (Slumps into his spot, muttering) "The betrayal of
"So you want to freeze people in a water-bear state? That’s not science, that’s a Jeff Goldblum movie where everyone ends up with claws." (Slumps into his spot
"You’re sleeping on the couch. The robot can keep you company."
(Puts down the journal) "You built a five-hundred-dollar climate-controlled terrarium for water bears?"