3 - Lomp-s Court - Case

"Valid. Fine print that requires a magnifying glass and a priest is unenforceable." WITNESS TESTIMONY (Optional) Witness (Karen – sister): "I still flinch at balloons. And I can't look at a red nose without crying. My therapist says I have Circus-Related Stress Disorder ."

Presiding Judge: Judge Lomp Bailiff: [Name, e.g., "Officer Tweedy"] Plaintiff: [Character A] Defendant: [Character B] Case Type: Small claims / Civil dispute SCENE OPENING Bailiff: "All rise! The Honorable Judge Lomp presiding. Order in the court!" Lomp-s Court - Case 3

POST-CREDIT SCENE (Optional) Defendant exits courthouse, grumbling. Defendant: "I should've used the jack-in-the-box option..." Cut to Judge Lomp eating a slice of evidence cake. Judge Lomp: "Mmm. Still tastes better than my last marriage." "Valid

"It was in 4-point font, Your Honor. Behind a coffee stain." My therapist says I have Circus-Related Stress Disorder

"Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch circus props at people without a waiver. Did you provide a waiver?"