That’s when the update hit.
The sun baked the rusted bones of the old world. On the salt flats, a lone figure in torn leathers dragged a steel wagon behind a gas-guzzling rig. Inside the wagon: a squeaking, squirming pile of pure, untamed chaos.
Max picked up the Pomeranian, tucked it into his jacket, and looked at the defeated gang. “Training isn’t breaking. It’s speaking. And you,” he added, tossing a bag of dehydrated liver treats to Scrotus Jr., “need to start with basic sit-stay. No more spare tires.”