Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By Nama... →

They lied.

The Patch Notes of Despair

A talking cat named Mr. Snugs. In most games, he’d be my mentor. Here, he follows me around and loudly critiques my running form. “Your pigtails are asymmetrical today, Luna. The Dark Kingdom will devour you.” I can’t hit him. I’ve tried. Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By nama...

They said being a Magical Girl was about hope. About sparkling wands and the power of friendship. They lied

My magic wand now has a 15% chance to backfire. Not by hurting me—by playing a sad trombone sound effect and turning my skirt into a giant, floppy banana peel. The first time it happened, the monster (a blob of sentient gloom) paused, laughed, and offered me a tissue. I accepted it. he’d be my mentor. Here