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The results were a swamp of blinking banners and download buttons that lied. "Speed: 10 MB/s!" his modem screamed in sarcasm. He clicked through three fake "Download Now" buttons before landing on a forum called Warezoasis . The background was animated flames. The font was Comic Sans. He turned off the Dell