Retired mob fixer Vinnie “The Invoice” Palumbo just wants to run his small-town accounting firm. But when the IRS seizes his pension, he’s forced to rent out his unique skills on a gig-economy app—and his first client is a 12-year-old girl who needs her bully “disappeared” before the school science fair.

VINNIE We are?

VINNIE Alright, kid. Let’s go make some corpses… I mean, clients. Let’s go make some clients.

VINNIE She’s got a head for this. Kid, you’re hired. But no cheese puffs as payment anymore. Cash or cannoli.

Kevin pours the vinegar. The rocket hisses. Then – glug. Instead of launching, it oozes a thick, warm, cheese-like foam that expands aggressively, covering Kevin’s shoes, his table, and eventually his entire poster board. It spells out, in slow motion: “I Flick Ears.”

FADE TO BLACK.