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“That’s impossible,” I said.

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“Psst,” he whispered. “If you eat one more hat, I shall teach you to knit your own.” And when I say fantastic, I do not

My father put down his toast. He looked at the cat. The cat looked at him. Then my father did something extraordinary. He picked up the cat, sat it on the table, and whispered something in its ear. I crept closer.