SON My name is Ryan.

Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps.

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Dave leaves.

Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.

SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner.