Planet — Zoo-empress

If you can wrestle with your conscience longer than wrestling an escaped gorilla, it’s a perfect simulation. Just don’t be surprised if your komodo dragons judge you. They know.

That said, the moral ambiguity hits harder than a disgruntled elephant. Every time I build a beautiful habitat, I hear a tiny voice: “Maybe buy the game next time?” But then I remember I spent those savings on in-game foliage DLC that I also didn’t pay for. Planet Zoo-EMPRESS