If you already own the game legally, the executable is installed automatically through those platforms — you don't need to download it separately from a website.
(e.g., for a video, meme, or creative project), here's a short satirical script or voiceover you could use: [Scene: A dimly lit "tech tutorial" screen with dramatic music] Text on screen: "Play GTA 5.exe — TOTALLY REAL — NO VIRUS (TRUST ME)"
"Welcome, gamer. You've found it — the one and only Play GTA 5.exe file. Just one click and you'll be racing through Los Santos… or reformatting your hard drive. Who knows? It's a surprise. Brought to you by 'DefinitelyNotAScam.ru.' Download now — and may the odds of your antivirus software be ever in your favor."