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The Biltmore Playhouse is in the gutter. Their new production — Who Snuffed the Socialite? — is a laughably bad 1980s-style murder mystery where the audience votes for the killer each night. The cast despises each other. The reviews are murderous. Literally. Shear Madness Play Script
Thus begins the most insane night in community theater history. Want me to turn this into a full
On opening night of a cluelessly campy murder mystery play, the lead actress is found dead for real — and the cast of self-absorbed suspects must keep the show going while trapping the killer in their midst. — is a laughably bad 1980s-style murder mystery
Ronnie, from the booth, hits the final blackout button and says to the empty theater: “Places, everyone. For the last scene.”
Frankie tries to flee through the stage door, but Ronnie locks it remotely. Frankie shouts, “I didn’t kill her! I was going to — she ruined my last Broadway shot — but someone beat me to it!”
Panic. Screams. Then Ronnie’s voice booms over the house speakers: "The box office is sold out. Police won’t be here for thirty minutes. The show… must go on."