Their leader, , spoke without moving his lips. “SkatingJesus. You trespass on sponsored terrain. The MegaDitch is now property of VoidCorp . All tricks require prior prayer approval and a non-refundable micro-tithe in crypto-remorse.”
“You have the right to remain rad.”
SkatingJesus held up his broken board. “Almost dying is just the universe’s way of spotting you. Now help me find a new deck. I’m thinking something with a little more resurrection pop.” SkatingJesus Andaroos Chronicles Chapter 3l