The real problem is people.
Eric Cartman, seeing a golden opportunity, fakes a positive test to get out of the school spelling bee. But when his lie spirals into a town-wide panic, he ends up accidentally causing a superspreader event at City Wok—where Mr. Kim’s new “Pandemic Special” (bat soup dumplings with a side of disinformation) becomes the town’s most controversial dish since Member Berries. South Park Post COVID The Return of COVID 2021 ...
“I can’t believe we’re doing this again.” Stan: “Dude… we never stopped.” Cartman: “Screw you guys, I’m going to the ICU—they have free Jell-O.” Kenny: (muffled) “Mmff mmff covid mmff.” The real problem is people
After a chaotic town hall where Kyle tries to explain virology, Butters accidentally becomes the new CDC director, and Mr. Garrison storms in screaming “I told you so” while riding a bald eagle-shaped hand sanitizer dispenser—they realize the truth: COVID isn’t the real problem. Kim’s new “Pandemic Special” (bat soup dumplings with
Cut to Randy on the news, being tased by police after trying to sell “Tegridy Convalescent Plasma”-infused brownies outside a vaccine clinic.
