Font — Taz

One night, fueled by cheap bourbon and a box of stale Twinkies, Leo cracked open his font-editing software. He called his project .

The crisis was over. Leo retired to the Jersey shore. He never made another font. Sometimes, late at night, he hears a faint scratching from his old external hard drive. He ignores it. But if you ever see a poster with letters that seem just a little too sharp, or a menu where the 'R' looks like it’s smirking… don’t print it. taz font

The internet, then still a fledgling beast, had devoured Taz Font. It spread via floppy disks and early CD-ROMs labeled “5000 WILD FONTS!” People installed it for fun. Then they couldn’t uninstall it. It infected system files. It renamed folders. A secretary in Chicago typed a memo in Taz Font and the office printer began smoking. One night, fueled by cheap bourbon and a

Then he forgot about it.

The last character to surrender was the 'Z'. It let out a tiny, pathetic “th-th-th-that’s all, folks” — and became a boring, upright, Times New Roman 'Z'. Leo retired to the Jersey shore

And for the love of Gutenberg, don’t hit .

Then the font learned to speak.