The Golden Girls | - Season 4

(to camera, breaking the fourth wall): A stolen necklace, an international con man, and a seventy-year-old woman with a grudge. And people wonder why we never got a dog. (Beat) A dog would have moved out.

No! That’s George’s memory! I can’t let a bunch of flat-footed cops paw through it. Julian, you said you could get it back to the countess discreetly?

The girls look at each other. Reluctantly, they start pulling money from their purses. The Golden Girls - Season 4

The whole bar goes silent. JULIAN panics.

I’ll drink to that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to call the Rusty Anchor and tell that handsome bass player that I am no longer a fugitive. And that I am, once again, open for business. (to camera, breaking the fourth wall): A stolen

You know, Blanche, in St. Olaf, we have a saying: “A necklace is just a thing. But a memory of a man who loved you enough to lie about a ruby? That’s worth everything.”

(clutching her throat): ARRESTED? Me? Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux? In orange ? That is not my color, Doctor! Julian, you said you could get it back

Well, I’m wearing it to the Rusty Anchor’s “Silver Swans” singles mixer tonight. And you’re all coming as my… entourage.