Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene in the spirit of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun: License to Slip
THE NAKED GUN: LICENSE TO SLIP
Vex laughs. She presses the button. The missile launches—straight up. Then it sputters. Tilts. And crashes into a seafood restaurant two blocks away. The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...
Vex snarls. She leaps onto a jet ski. Frank tries to follow, but his foot gets stuck in a mooring rope. He’s dragged face-first through the harbor, past a wedding barge, under a drawbridge, and finally deposited onto a beach where a children’s puppet show is in progress.
Frank shoves his hands in his pockets. His pants immediately fall down. He pulls them up, trips over a mooring cleat, and crashes into a stack of barrels labeled Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene
(into chicken) Yes, operator, I’d like to make a collect call to 1974. No, I’ll hold.
(stunned) What?
That’s… a very aggressive juice box.