Tiffany La Sucia Cheerleader Blog May 2026

We were learning a new pyramid. I was the base. My hands? Sweaty. My grip? Questionable. My attitude? At one point, the flyer slipped, and I caught her by her ponytail. She survived. We called it a win.

Stay messy, Tiffany “La Sucia” Reyes Eastside Vipers – Captain, Chaos Coordinator, Cheese Enthusiast If you see a sparkly scrunchie on the floor of the gym, that’s mine. No, you can’t have it. Yes, it’s dirty. That’s the point. 💋 Tiffany La Sucia Cheerleader Blog

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You want perfect? Go watch a robot. You want real? You want a girl who leaves a trail of bobby pins and bad decisions? You got me. We were learning a new pyramid

This week, Brittany accused me of “borrowing” her hair ribbon without asking. First of all, Brittany, that ribbon was on the floor near MY duffel bag. Second, it’s . Third, I already returned it… covered in a little bit of concealer and regret. Sweaty

You know me. Tiffany. Captain of the Eastside Vipers cheer squad. Holder of the record for most hairspray consumed via secondhand inhalation. And yes – 💩✨