(embarrassed) Chup kar! Kaam kar.

(tapping chest) Machine nahi, sahab. Isme likha hai. Main service boy hoon – wiring bhi, dil bhi check karta hoon.

Service center? Bhai, woh log puchte hain "serial number" aur "warranty". Main puchta hoon – machine ro rahi hai ya gaali de rahi hai?

Kitna paisa?

Comedy/Drama (Street-style Hindi)

(grinning) Sahab, washing machine ka doctor aa gaya. Na board na injection – screwdriver se ilaaj!